![]() Visually, it's also the ugliest big-budget game of the year so far, and by a fairly wide margin. There is no artificial intelligence to test one's skills here, just lousy physics and invisible walls. There are assignments here that in the description require you to follow behind an enemy car, while in reality, they don't require anything more than you just mashing the gas and staring at the screen. On top of that, the missions are ridiculously stupid and it's all about jamming the throttle, driving straight ahead as fast as you can, and witnessing cars explode in front of you as soon as they are touched. The cars, in particular, feel like big, heavy unresponsive bricks. His vicious, international criminal syndicate terrifies police forces across the globe and the only one who can really hit him hard and overthrow his vicious gang of hired goons is a former mechanic in a vest (white and tight, of course) and his bad-ass accomplices. He combs his hair with butter, his mouth is animated by someone who has evidently never seen a computer before, and his skin resembles light brown fudge. Let me tell you how it all begins.Įmil (Peter Stormare) is an evil old man. On the contrary, Crossroads is just as unimaginative, sloppy, pointless, ugly and lacking in variety as some of the worst licensed games ever made. ![]() In fact, they are rarely anything other than downright horrible, and although there are memorable exceptions such as The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay, GoldenEye 007, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and Mad Max, this is not a title that should in any way, shape or form be described in that manner. ![]() Licensed games based on great action movies (and their IPs in general) are very rarely good. this is the worst major release of the year so far. Namco slipped the game out onto store shelves before the weekend without sending out review copies (now, of course, I understand why) and that is why I am now 50 quid and millions of brain cells poorer. ![]() I spent 50 quid on Fast & Furious Crossroads last Friday night. ![]()
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